I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

hestiajonesdear:

Yes! Hand me that giraffe, Teddy!

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-hands her the giraffe-  I really don’t know how this would work in the wild, you’d probably beat me.

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

thebestblacktrix:

You shouldn’t. 

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And you should find someone more deserving of your attentions and stay away from my sister.

I’ll do whatever your sister bloody well pleases, Bellatrix.  

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

amycus-can-slyther-in:

What? Me? Be the fucking giraffe? The nerve!

Yeah, give it here.

That’s what I thought.  -hands him the giraffe-

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

hestiajonesdear:

Oh my God, I would make a great giraffe!

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Let’s do this!

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

thebestblacktrix:

teddy-wasafiercebear:

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I have no aversion to putting an end to the life of a Teddy. 

I wouldn’t put it past you.

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

amycus-can-slyther-in:

You are fucking mental.

And you’re eating a donut.  So do you want to be the giraffe or not?

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

hestiajonesdear:

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You’re crazy, Teddy

Does that mean you want to be the giraffe?

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I need someone to be the giraffe, the teddy bear and the giraffe have to battle to the death!

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whitesheepoftheblacks:

teddy-wasafiercebear:

-grins and moves to kiss her cheek-  It’s nothing.  How are you doing with your family? I’ve heard all about break ups and betrothals and crazy business.  Are you doing alright?

Break ups and betrothals don’t bother me much. *bites her lip* It’s…

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Bella is involved in something terrible, Teddy.

What do you mean by that?  Is she alright?  

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Yeah, I think someone needs to send me to the hospital wing.

hestiajonesdear:

Well, we do need some laughter around, with all this drama going on

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-nods seriously-  Very true, very, very true.  I’ll be just the one to bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

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